Life is unpredictable! Yes, of course we can make plans and sometimes reach our goals. But most people know that nobody can foresee all turns of fate. And when prohibited relations are involved, we face an infinite number of surprises.
Several years ago a married man had an Italian mistress. She told him she was pregnant.
He didn’t want to loose his reputation and ruin his marriage. So he asked the mistress if she could go to Italy and secretly give birth there in exchange for a big sum of money. He also said that he would send her money for the kid until he or she was 18.
The woman was Ok with it. She asked him how would he know that she had had a baby.
In order not to create reasons for rumors, he told her to send him a post card with a word “spaghetti” on it when the baby was born. They kissed good bye, and she went to Italy.
One night 9 months later his wife found a post card in the mail box.
- Dear, - she said. – We’ve received a weird postcard.
- Interesting. Let’s see, - said the husband.
The wife brought the postcard. She was watching him while he was reading. After reading the first lines he went white and then fainted. His wife tried to help him. The weird postcard was lying on the floor…
It was written: “Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two – without. Please send more sauce”.